Worst Jokes Ever
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
I think one of my dads might be gay.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
What does the blind man say when he walks past the fish market?
"Hello, ladies!"
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
I bought a coffin on Black Friday. It was a killer deal.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.