Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Better Friday the 13th than any Monday.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's the best name for a prostitute?
SI-MOAN.
"You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?"