yo mama so karen that when she went to hell she asked satan for the manager.
what do the twin towers and angry birds' pigs have in common? they always getting hit.
Why cant orphans have a large bag of chips? because their family sized
Person: You can't kill an orphan! Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
what did joe biden say to the dog? i'm gonna molest you.
what did Cinderella say wen she got to the ball guu
what are africans composed of 99% coca cola
why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers
why can't Mexicans play uno because there to busy stealing all the green cards
why can't orphanages play baseball? because there's no home to go to.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama
Because the don’t have a sister
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Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic? Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humour.
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer; These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
