Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Did you hear about that Muslim party?
It was a blast!
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Fight in the comments.
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.