Wants worse than ants in you pants
Your uncle
Yo papa was so dumb he didnt know how to turn on his computer
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother
My brother didn’t beat cancer
Wait 911 is the American emergency number...
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy
What is the shortest month of the year? May it only has 3 letters!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Why did the egg hide? Because it was a little chicken
You’re so ugly I can see why your dad left now
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
How do you blind fold a woman
Put a wind shield in front of them.
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Why are gay guys so rude
Because they’re fucking assholes
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap
What do you call it when your dead because of that one drink in Panera bread? Panera dead
