Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
How did the black woman name her 4 babies?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she differentiate them?
She called them by their last names.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.