Worst Jokes Ever
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Trees are just bushes with lift kits.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.