Worst Jokes Ever
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wa sa Bee.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why did the cellphone get glasses? Because it lost its contacts!
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
If the government can print money,
Then why are we paying taxes?
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...