Worst Jokes Ever

Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?

She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!

Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, I’m trying to poo!

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.

Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.

1 like = 1 more child in my blender.

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"If you can't win, lose."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.