What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Like if your dad is abusive.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
