Worst Jokes Ever

Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.

I wish I was dead like my jokes.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."

Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

Biden and Trump.

That's it. That's the joke.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?

"Go to HELLakbar!"

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

Being pro-life.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.