Worst Jokes Ever
The name Brynley means "burnt wood" lolololol.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?