Worst Jokes Ever
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Ur mom is emo.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Like if I am emo.
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.