Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Did you hear Biden went to the ER? He's having a little trouble with his Putin
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine 😆 (Credits to my really funny friend)
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
Why do people want their grass to be emo So the grass will cut it self
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
SUIIIII
“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock? Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan? one of them gets picked.
My mom said take out the trash but I couldn't find u
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
rape isn't a joke unless you watch youtube kids.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
why do emos love jumping in water. Because it invaulves a rope
I would make a joke about America... However the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
