Worst Jokes Ever

What is an orphan's dad's job?

A magician because he makes himself disappear.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

What flour do orphans use?

Self-raising flour.

If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A.) A family stump.

Come, my children, to the bread cult!