Worst Jokes Ever
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
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What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
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Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
I was walking down the street one day, and I passed the gun store. I walked in, and everything was half off. I didn't know back-to-school sales had started already!