Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.