Worst Jokes Ever
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Tides right?
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Joke Tide.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Spell fuzz.
Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."