Worst Jokes Ever
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Q: What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
A: The wheelchair.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.