How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰
What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. You racist fuck
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F -Subscribe to LowkeyNel💓🌈 on yt please
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it. Bitch!
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
Not funny guys!
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
Which word is also called for women's prison?
Pridaughter
How do stars get their name by a black hole because is sueeeee
What did the start say is Star Trek
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
“You’re the milk to my cookies”🍪🥛
your mum has balls
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
