Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
I love fard 😋
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
