Worst Jokes Ever
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
I cum (Can't understand math).
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Ur mom is emo.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?