Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food!

I love balls, bro. So do you.

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Gigachad.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.