Worst Jokes Ever
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What the heck did I discover?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
User name is Nico Belick.
What's 1 + 1?
It's sad someone has ligma.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.