Worst Jokes Ever
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Ma name is Bendover.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.