Worst Jokes Ever
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Kingly discussion?
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.