Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Baller.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!