Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
No one ever forgets it! <3
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I don’t know and I don’t care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, what’s for dinner?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
I have no father. Like if you relate.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I hate my wife.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.