What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
