Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Like if you think someone is gay.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees.
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.