Worst Jokes Ever
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Baller.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.