Worst Jokes Ever

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.

What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

Want to save 50% on your Chinese?

Just ask before you pay.

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

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Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"

Bomb.

What’s another name for nutting in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

Ironic that this page is dead.