Your mum's so fat she fell into the grand canyon and got stuck going down
penis and balls
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
ctrl, alt, delutus, because ofthine fetus
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan
He was a family physician
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
What is the difference between the twin towers and the leaning tower of pizza? one held it’s balance the other two fell
What is a Orphans least favorite store. Home Depot
2 Asian people have a black baby
someting wong
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a mothers nor Father’s Day
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented
what's the difference between my dad and cancer?
my dad didn't beat the cancer
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Why do orphans say go big or go home So that way they feel important
Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains
The knee caps
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
