Worst Jokes Ever
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.