Worst Jokes Ever
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Like if depressed.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!