Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.