why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers
Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers
i aint fucking with you theres 1 million things id rather fucking do
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their twin towers
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
I got detention yesterday vecause I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad
if you think your life is bad than pepole are discusing the gender of mr potato head
People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”
i dumed the dead disabeled persons body into a dumster full of rats
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
I am Marios Brother
(this is not mine credit goes to the grim joker)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make noise after you throw them
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a registered 6 offender
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
anong tawag sa cake na may ubo
edi COUGH cake NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
do you like imagine dragons imagine draggin my balls on ur face
