Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their twin towers
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
I got detention yesterday vecause I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad
People trying too stop me from being depressed: “Just cheer up!”
Me: “WOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT”
i dumed the dead disabeled persons body into a dumster full of rats
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a registered 6 offender
anong tawag sa cake na may ubo
edi COUGH cake NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
do you like imagine dragons imagine draggin my balls on ur face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ducbz9dZO2
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?