Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
You like kissing boys, don't you?