Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Worst Jokes Ever
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
