Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Follow me.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.