Worst Jokes Ever
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
How to make an orphan BLEED?
Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.
Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.
Step 3 - Tell them to kys.
Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”