Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”