Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an Indian?

Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.

Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

A: Neither of them get to see their parents.