Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Like if depressed.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.