Worst Jokes Ever
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Today I went to the doctor for a test, and he said I have 10 months to live.
So later that day I stabbed him to death, and the judge sentenced me for 15 years in prison. Problem solved!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
You're so poor, you lick postcards for food.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
Read my name.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.