Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
Accounting Chapter 12: Long-term Liabilities (FULL TEXT)
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?
A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Q. What do you get when you blindfold a racist?
A. A Notsee.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.