Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Rape victims suck, literally.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.