Worst Jokes Ever
What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?
Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"