Worst Jokes Ever
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION