Worst Jokes Ever

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

Because it’s pointless!

Why don't gays shop at sports authority?

They prefer Dick's.

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?

Because all they can do is mandate.

Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?

He was playing with too many strokes.

What's a homo's favorite planet?

Uranus.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

My dad died in 9/11.

He was the best pilot I ever knew.

Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?

There was nothing left but de-brie.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.