ur mom is emo
What is an orphans most hated baseball team. The Padres
what do you call a gay kid that is on fire lgbbq
Your hairline so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s
Your hairline legit looks the Himalayan mountain range except you need binoculars to find it
Your hairline is so messed up it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry
my mate noha
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
your forehead so big i bet your dreams are in Imax
Once there was an old lady..... Congratulations stop bragging !!!
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels I mean cars no I gave him literal hot wheels
You so fat when you got to McDonaldâs they had to call Wendyâs for backup
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? Itâs either one or the udder
A emo went to hi five a tree and it left them hanging
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there"
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the civil war
