Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldnβt.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "Iβm sorry!"
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I found this at school.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Recently my baby did this:
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Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They donβt know what home base is.