Today there was a line to punch me. Yeah that was the PUNCH LINE.
queen
Whats the Diffrence between a gay Man and a Hairline.
The Hairline is way straighter
Why dont orphans play base ball cause they don't know where home is
If an emo counts down don't worry they probably have only one bullet.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school? Because he’s dead
hi plain said the tower
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
poop is yummy fuck
if you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do, tell his parents?
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana??............................................................................................................................. Dead
What is the craziest thing an indian man does for sex??.................................................. marriage
2001/9/11 that day was fire
YOOO Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Why do orphans live on buses? They never have a home to stop at
my mom told me to go to bed but then I grabbed a drink went in their room to say goodnight and they looked like adam and eve on steroids
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer. washer $ 249.95 dryer $ 199.95
why were the twin towers mad? - they ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane.
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
