If lint comes from pockets, where dose a cockroach come from?
Put a flower on there grave stone
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... 🖐️😔
"learn to fly a plane," they said. "it'll be fun," they said...
What flour do you buy a orphan Self raising flour
I think I need to kiss ur butt
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?.....................it hurt
Yo mama so ugly that she give Freddy Krueger nightmares
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
My mom told me to help her with the laser but it was opposite day so I pushed her down. She said help so I kick her
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
What’s an orphan’s favourite school event?
Home coming
what does Micheal Jackson do with his meat? " Just beat it " His song btw lol
why did the lonely fish get a detention? because he left the school
I love gay people UwU
Whats the difference between Economy And Vietnamese??....... Econmy doesn't work
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
