Worst Jokes Ever
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Orphans go on vacation to the ancient pyramid to find a mommy.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why did the mailman come to the house?
To come back with the milk.