Worst Jokes Ever
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What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.