Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.

What do my mom and a basketball have in common?

My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.