The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
Worst Jokes Ever
Boss: Have a good day.
Me: *goes home*
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
