Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

I said, "a smile."

They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

Going to school is mandatory in this country.

Can you guess my plan?

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?

Because he only comes once a year.

As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."