Youtube jokes
What's the worst thing to say at a live birth?
"Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Don't click the link.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.
Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.
Go sub to Patty Mahomes on YouTube!
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.