Your Mama

Your Mama Jokes

Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free

You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

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