Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your Mama Jokes
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
