yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb mountain du
the earth used to be flat
till they buried yo mama
yo mama so ugly
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask
Yo mama so poor she eats 🥣 cereal with a fork to safe 🥛 milk
YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
yo mama so old her photos are in museum and her friends are in graveyard
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating
yo mama so fat when she went on the weighing scale it aid to be continued.
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything
your mama so fat when scientist discovered her they thought it was a new galaxy
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: what’s that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
