Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat,

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!