Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
