Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.
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Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
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Yo mama so fat she had to get baptized in the ocean
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat I couldn't the the store
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Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
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