Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.

Yo mama so fat,

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said, "To be continued..."

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!