Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!

lmao

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.

Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.

Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.

Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.