Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Yo mama so fat, I stood next to her and lost cell phone reception.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.