Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that side walked cracked up. 👋🏻
Yo mama so FAT..
That when she had sex with you..
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama so fat you deported herself
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat that when she jump the earth was Shaking
Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in the suitcase
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama so fat that when she farted, Big Shaq took off his jacket.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
yo mama so fat her belly button got 15 minutes before her
