Xr jokes

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.

Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?

It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.

Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?

Because it had no home button.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?