Xavier jokes

Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

Gwen pegs Xavier.

Gwen pegs Xavier.

A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?

I am the grand wizard, mak.