Wrong number jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."
Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."