What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Hitler.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
