World issue jokes

What two fights can Africa never win?

A food fight and a water fight.

At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.

Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(