Why does it take three women with PMS to screw in a lightbulb?
IT JUST DOES!!!!
Man I love this joke: Women’s rights
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake. She died the next weekend.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad
I like my women like my family, they’re related
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
A Man walks into a bar and Orders 3 shots of Whisky, The Bartender asks "What's got you down" The man says "I just found out my Niece is gay." The next day he orders 4 shots of Whisky The Bartender asks "What's got you down now?" The man says "I just found out my son is gay." The next day he orders 6 shots of whisky The Bartender says "Got anybody who likes Women?" The man says "My wife does."
Why do women have periods??? Because they deserve them haha....
Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)
Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads
A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
There are sexiest women in politics, They should be in car showroom.
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
Why are there no women in the NFL? Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity. So the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch shed have to be?
