Women jokes
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
I just had a birthday party last week at my crib. I invited two fine, beautiful looking women. One was skinny and her name was Kelly, and the other one was overweight and her name was Chiquita.
Both of them came by. I told Chiquita only Kelly can stay and enjoy my birthday. You can't, you're too fat and clumsy, and I don't have any food or drinks for you, so see ya later, nutty professor.
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being loud and shouting about all the women they have in port that had given them gonorrhea...
Bloody seamen.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.