Wipe out jokes

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

Why did the butt let out a fart?

Answer: To wipe out humanity!

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?

We’re wiped out!

What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.