Wipe out jokes
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What's the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew, it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his ass.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
Community talk
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