Wimp jokes
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh, this handles so well!" they exclaimed.
Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear-ended them. The passenger said to his partner, "You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent 'cause we're going to sue him!"
So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said, "What do you want, wimp?" The gay said, "You just hit our new Pink Porsche, and we're gonna make you pay every single cent 'cause we're gonna sue you!"
The trucker said, "Oh yeah? Blow me!" The gay driver went "Ohhh!" and ran back. The gay partner asked him, "What did he say?" His fruitcake driver said, "Ohhh! It's wonderful, he wants to settle out of court!"
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
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All i try to do is hep yet people just keep fucking turnig against me i just keep amking the same mistaks over and over i keep jumping to incorect conclusions and assume that my next move will help yet it doesn't i just keep hurting and hurting and hurting i'm scared i'm a fucking egotisteccal wimp i don got no more friends irl i j have fake friends here i can't keep my friends i'm fucking miserable if yall knew me irl, youd probably try to avoid me i'm an ugly ass retard with no social life i'm starting to think about ending it al fml i'm pulling people apart i'm just breaking everything i touch i don't feel anything anymore i just feel cold nothing dark
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more