It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
