Oscar jokes
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
Memes
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
Memes
Community
most complex way to say the word cat:
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Conversations with my younger self
How is oscar is he still jumping around like a kangaroo?
No, he got stuck underneath our dad's car now he can't jump.
how is grandnan is she still alive and well?
no, we lost her on February 21st at the age of 90.
our we still in the house we loved
no, we had to move houses because we couldn't afford it anymore.
are we still best friends with charlie Clarkson
no, she said something means about my parents and we stopped being friends in April 2021
But are we still happy all the time and have sooooooo many friends
No, we are just friends with a few people but they are awesome.