What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. *your friend* whats the word? *you* finger *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.
what is similar between sex, and fishing?
It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake đđđđđđ
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
Youâre so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
What should people do with their floppy dicks? I Give them a Good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of someting
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
your so fat, when u jumped the whole planet wiggled
my money dont jiggle jiggle it folds i want to see you wiggle wiggle for sure
What wiggles and waggles?
A Floppy Dick!
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