Wiggle Jokes

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

King Gizzard

Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said “that’s Mr.wiggles”. Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy’s mom said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s mom said “that’s my garden”. Timmy’s mom said don’t look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said “What are those?”. Timmy’s mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don’t look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled “MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!”

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in Finger

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something, SOMEONE will laugh. Say: This word isnt gonna be funny until i tell you, your probably not going to laugh. your friend whats the word? you finger friend dies of laughter. note it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not every one laughs, so dont feel bad if they dont. Also dont be surprized if you get put in jail for murder, because your going to kill someone with this.

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what is similar between sex, and fishing?

It doesn’t matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.

Anonymous
in Cow

Why did the cow wiggle? To make milkshake 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Death to u a part

What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag

Stiff

So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Anonymous

You’re so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

daddy
in Orphan

my money dont jiggle jiggle it folds i want to see you wiggle wiggle for sure

Anonymous

What should people do with their floppy dicks? I Give them a Good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of someting

Anonymous

What wiggles and waggles?

A Floppy Dick!