What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday?
I hear it hurt like hell.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
know knock whos there a a who bless you
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
