I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Whos Jokes
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Who do you call someone that steals his brother's girlfriend and [is] disowned by his whole family? Brandon.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
