Whos jokes
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again?
Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Cock cock, who's there? Nobody.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!