Whos

Whos jokes

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Man: Knock, knock...

Boy: Who's there?

Man: Bear...

Boy: Bear who?

Man: Bear bottom.

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

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    • One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

    Five years later, he came back and left again.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Covid.

    Covid who?

    The thing that killed half a billion people!

    I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.

    He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.

    He was my least favorite grandparent.

    It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

    Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

    "That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

    So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

    Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"

    Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

    Boy: Knock knock.

    Girl: ...Who's there?

    Boy: Not your parents!

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    • What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?

    Fresh roadkill.

    So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

    And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

    The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.

    EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.

    I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

    I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

    A cloud.