New Whos Jokes - Page 64 - Worst Jokes Ever

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!

Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, "WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!" A man in the back responds, "YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!"

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...