Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Whos Jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
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A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
Comments good or bad!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
