WHOLE SPECIES jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it鈥檚 because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man鈥檚 hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)