Whiskers jokes
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Community talk
-A FUNNY STORY-
Do you know the funny and strange story of a woman who burned a frozen rabbit? No? Then read this. Have fun. And don't forget to comment if you liked the story or not. Please don`t write mean comments if you don`t like it. What's your opinion on the story? . . .
"This jar is full of stupid worthless things, but they’re worth something to me” - Miranda Harcourt.
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