Welfare jokes
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What is welfare fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?