Welfare jokes

What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?

Lay-Z and Freeyonce

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?

Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!

Why do people adopt orphans?

They get cash.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

What do you call a kid with no home?

A homeless kid.

How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.

What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?

Answer: Who cares?