There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Welfare Jokes
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
