Weirdest Thing jokes
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Community talk
the weirdest thing happend 2 me today guys
what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?
mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.
The weirdest thing happened today I was in ihop and the waitress looked just like a pornstar I enjoy to watch she’s looked just like Shaiden rouge