Weirdest Thing jokes

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.